Senator Ted Cruz Defends Nazi Salute
Ted Cruz defended a parent's freedom of speech when using a Nazi salute at a Michigan school board meeting with a straight face. The Nazi salute was in protest of children required to wear masks in school. Ted Cruz, the same guy who abandoned fre…
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Donald Trump stated that he was not into golden showers at a recent event he held with a roomful of his supporters. The comment was unprompted and not at all in context. Google “Trump and golden showers” if you think I’m making this up. Even a Spo…
Read full storyA Very Popular Female Comedian Claims That Donald Trump Grabbed Her Funny Bone
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The latest news regarding the twice-impeached, one-term fella with the initials DJT are exploding all over the Internet. April Jiggle, senior reporter with The Scuttlebutt Review, has learned from two highly-reliable an…
Read full storyThe Horror Returns - Trump 2 - The Sequel!
There was a great rumbling, a stirring in the Great South Florida swamplands. It was the awakening of a Great Evil, of a primordial ooze, a misanthropic disease, a cancer of diabolical proportions that had reawakened from its near death slumber, or a…
Read full storyNina Dobrev is Thrilled That The Vampire Diaries Has Just Become Television’s All-Time Most Popular Show
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily has just reported that a national television show survey group, known as TV Surveys "R" Us, has found that the vampire series, “The Vampire Diaries” has just become the all-time, most popular show on televis…
Read full storyA Taliban Sympathizer Has Been Elected To Sit On The Sheboygan, Wisconsin City Council
SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just announced that history has been made in Sheboygan. Ashburn Wasabi, with OGNA, reported that a Taliban operative, named Fasheen Shake Baveen, 39, has been elected to si…
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