The Name Siri Has Just Become The Most Popular Female Name In America
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Quinnipinni Polling Agency has just announced that a recent poll of 7,000 US hospitals showed that the name Siri is now the most popular girl’s name in America. The Poll results were collected from 49 of the 50 states…
Read full storyThe Detroit Lions Who Started Off The NFL Season at (0-7) Fire Their Entire Special Team Players
DETROIT – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that Lions owner Shelia Ford Hamp is one very unhappy woman. Hamp recently told SBG reporter Pico de Gallo, that all of this losing is causing her to have migraine headaches, stomach…
Read full storySex Sells!!!
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Madison Avenue has just re-iterated that contrary to what the Iowa evangelicals may say, sex sells! And according to the Omnium Gatherum News Agency sex sells in a very, very big way. OGNA reporter Ashburn Wasabi…
Read full storyDonald Trump Admits He’s Jealous of Melania’s Relationship With LeBron James
MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Word coming out of Trump’s Florida mansion is that the big time presidential loser is fit to be tied because of all of the rampant rumors about a relationship between Melania and NBA super star LeBron James of the Los Ang…
Read full storyHunter Biden Surfaces: Named New Coach Of Raiders
BILLINGSGATE POST: Las Vegas Raiders owner Mark Davis announced today that Hunter Biden will take over the head coaching duties, replacing Jon Gruden who was let go two weeks ago for insensitive homophobic and misogynistic remarks he made 10 years ag…
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