Call It Botox For America Or The Infrastructure Bill?
What is Biden’s $3 trillion Infrastructure Bill? Who cares? Sounds boring, go away, snooze time. For starters, think of the Golden Gate bridge splitting in half and cars falling into the waters. Got your attention? Do you drive across bridges o…
Read full storyElephant interviewed over droppings in the room from Hunter Biden
A prolonged interview with the proverbial elephant in the room on a certain laptop and other matters has at last surfaced. The elephant being interviewed, a dignified male with gray in his eyebrows, expressed sympathy for the President and his son…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Denies That Her Nipples Are Inverted
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has become the most hated woman in the entire country was in Brooklyn to see her gynecologist. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight caught up with MTG and asked her if she ev…
Read full storyDonald Trump Will Have Transplant Surgery To Receive a Tongue From a Female Beaver
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Doctors have been warning Donald Jonathan Trump for over 10 years that if he did not stop his incessant, never-ending lying, it would soon affect his tongue. And according to News Blues reporter Velveeta Maracas it…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc. Is Now Manufacturing Red-Colored Salt
AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The Hullabaloo News Agency has found out that the world’s largest manufacturing plant, which is located in Austin, has added a third shift, and is working 24/7. Abel Zorro, senior writer for Hullabaloo News, reports…
Read full storyInspectors Find A Big Flaw In A Bangladesh Womens Underwear Factory
CHATTOGRAM, Bangladesh – (Satire News) - An official with the Bangladesh Inspectors Alliance says that the country’s leading womens underwear factory, The Woman's Touch, has been hit with a hefty fine. The fine amounted to $900,000 and was levied…
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