It's just a bloke being a bit moody isn't it? by Raymond Ving
Hello - How is everyone? Raymond Ving here again. You might remember me from such columns as Aubergines, there a bit aren't they? Or Custard? what's that all about. Here I am delivering my opinion on the latest Bond movie. Now, in the interest…
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Plucky young Pumpkin Bobby Roberts has been told tales of what happens to Pumpkins at Halloween, and now, like all of us, he lives in a world of dread. 'I heard' bewailed Bobby 'that the lucky ones of us suffer all types of torment, and any unluck…
Read full storyMan talking about the weather, again
Now it is Autumn, Gary Johnson has started to talk to complete strangers about the weather, again. As he does every year, Johnson starts cheery conversations with complete strangers whenever he can. 'I missed it during lockdown' he told us 'whe…
Read full storyChris Grayling now in talks with Government
UK whipping boy Chris Grayling is said to be in talks with the government about how to solve many of the problems that the UK now faces. With many of the UK's best and brightest now looking for guidance, it is thought that Chris Grayling would be…
Read full story97.3% of All American Psychiatrists Agree That Donald “The Pussy Grabber” Trump Has No Respect For Women; Even Republican Ones
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The US Federation of Psychiatrists has just issued a report stating that Donald Jonathan Trump has absolutely no respect whatsoever for females; including those who are dyed-in-the-wool Republicans. Alpha Beta News Agency…
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