Rake looking forward to a busy month
Rake Alexander Johnson is looking forward to a busy month in his yard. 'Yes' said Johnson 'usually over the year I am used by Spiders for their webs, but once the leaves start to fall, let me at them'. Tree Simon Bartholomew said 'That jumped u…
Read full storyMan's Autumn peaking with new series of Midsummer Murders
Gary Johnson and his wife Lorraine have decided that their Autumn nights will peak with watching the new series of Midsummer Murders. 'Yes' said Gary 'Lorraine and I love to watch Midsummer Murders, with all of the death, the pathos, the forensic…
Read full storyPunchline not worth the wait
A joke told by Gary Johnson to his mate Toby Carvery wasn't worth the wait. Toby told us 'I have known Gary for a while, and so I already have heard all of his jokes, and this one has had so many extra words added to it, that the boredom got to me…
Read full storyDonald Trump, Whose Balls Never Dropped, Is Getting a Balls Transplant From an Amazon Jungle Monkey
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The Republican publication GOPicky Magazine has revealed that Melania’s “Sugar Daddy,” DJT will be checking into The Stonewall Jackson Testicals Clinic to undergo that clinic’s very first monkey-to-human cojones (…
Read full storyAnyone There? Biden Admits His Brain Was Cryogenically Frozen
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview that will air this Sunday, President Biden admits that, prior to the election this past November, he underwent a cryogenic treatment to preserve the few remaining cells in his brain. When asked by George Staphylo…
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