A Hackensack, New Jersey Hooter’s Girl Wins This Year’s Banana-Eating Contest
HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Growing up in the Bronx, little Tiffany Jo Suckasetti, always felt a bit insecure and wondered if she would ever get a boyfriend. Her self-esteem, self-pride, and self-worth had been taken away by a stupid,…
Read full storyGov. Abbott of Texas Shows Exactly How Full of Sh*t He Is As He Announces His Border Wall Will Be Built Out of Recycled Tampons
WAXAHACHIE, Texas – (Satire News) – The News Blues News Agency has revealed that the two sorriest, shitiest, totally worthless US governors are Ron DeSantis of Florida, and Greg Abbott of Texas. Reporter Velveeta Maracas recently conducted her ver…
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