Piers Morgan Denies That He’s a Member of The KKK
LONDON – (Satire News) – Popular British journalist and television personality Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan wants the entire world to know that contrary to what a certain member of Ireland’s Bohemian F.C. has said, along with thousands of other folks, b…
Read full storyMissing Paper Clip Turns Up Safe And Sound
An ordinary office paper clip that was lost during some routine paperwork recently, has turned up safe and sound, calming fears that something sinister might have happened to it. It was discovered nestling underneath a computer keyboard earlier th…
Read full storyMan's Renewed Spring in his Step Brings Water on his Knee
Boston, Ma - An 80-year-old man reported complications from his COVID vaccine. Charles Riley found himself unexpectededly unable to walk after being vaccinated. Riley reports that he was so excited about getting the vaccine that "two weeks to the…
Read full storyJaggedone's Royalty Rock and Roll Show shocks the Paparazzi World!
(NOT EDITED) NO! Not those pair of Low-Levels milking their status on a talk show! Never would a 'Royal Scum-Bag' writer like Jaggedone waste one tap of his finger on them! This is about real 'Royalty' rocking the glamour, celeb, superstar bubbles…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys Have Just Fired Everyone of Their Cheerleaders
(NOT EDITED) DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – At the end of the last NFL season, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones promised his Cowboy fans that he would do whatever it takes to improve his team. Jones, told Hiawatha Pamplona, with Sports Territory Magaz…
Read full storyThe Potato Heads Have Become a Political Item.
The Potato Heads Have Become a Political Item. The whole genderless thing has now been inflicted on even that most American of characters- Mr. Potato Head and his family. Hasbro, the manufacturer of Mr. Potato Head that has been a Christmas sto…
Read full storyVice-President Kamala Harris Invites Meghan Markle and Prince Harry to The White House
(NOT EDITED) WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – After viewing Oprah Winfrey’s interview with Meghan Markle and her husband Harry Mountbatten-Windsor, Vice-President Kamala Harris, invited the couple to visit the White House. The vice-president cou…
Read full storyGovernor Newsom caught inside his personal McDonald's with Sausage McMuffin NOT confirmed
The Governor of California's rules state that the tier color purple does not allow eating inside restaurants. The basic principle here is that covid does not roam as freely in 39% weather on the patio, especially in wind and rain. This conclusi…
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