Muskets Only Guns Protected By 2nd Amendment: Supreme Court
In a minor case that no one thought would reach the high court, the justices today ruled, unanimously, that the only "arms" covered by the Second Amendment of the Bill of Rights are muskets. The decision by a conservative dominated Trump appointed co…
Read full storyCovid Expert now Football Expert
After reading one article about Football Dave Smythe Walsingham is now an expert. He did the same when finding out about Covid for the first time as well. 'Yes, I am one of those very irritating types who becomes an expert in a subject almost o…
Read full storyDemi Lovato Talks Candidly About Her New Vaginal Tattoo
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One thing that can be said about Demi Lovato is that she has never been shy about talking about herself, including her addictions, her infatuations, her love for diet guacamole dip, and now her brand new vaginal tattoo.
Read full storyBiden/Harris Administration Forced To Let Biden Go
The Harris Administration held a presser at the White House today, to discuss the parting of ways between Joe Biden, and the now defunct Biden/Harris Administration. Months of back door discussions between then VP Harris, common sense, and James…
Read full storyA Woman Rides A Mechanical Bull For An Amazing 55 Seconds!
FORT WORTH, Texas – (Satire News) – Fort Worth’s infamous Buckaroo Bar & Grill was the scene of The 40th Annual Mechanical Bull Riding Championship. Male and female contestants competed from as far off as Cheyenne, Wyoming, Topeka, Kansas, and…
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