The World Might Be Dreaming Of A Variant Christmas
The saying goes: It came back and bit him in the rear. This could apply to someone who ignores good advice, makes a mistake, and ends up in serious trouble. Dumb, dumb, dumb! I should have, could have, would have listened. It seems millions…
Read full storyIvanka Trump is Devastated As She Learns She Has Athlete’s Foot
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Ivanka Trump household is that the long-legged former adviser to DJT has just found out that she has second-degree athlete’s foot. Donald Trump’s youngest son Barron reportedly spoke with Hollywoo…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck to Star in the R-Rated Remake of “Pretty Woman”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole has just announced that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, known as Bennifer, have just signed to star in the remake of the Tri-Moon Films production of “Pretty Woman.” A sp…
Read full story17 Olympic Bronze Medals Found in a Tokyo Pawn Shop
TOKYO – (Sports Satire) – Tokyo police were tipped off that a pawn shop in downtown Tokyo had 17 Summer Olympic bronze medals in their possession. Yoshiku Nanashaki, owner of The Saki & Sushi Pawn Shop, refused to tell the police who had broug…
Read full storyGod asks Marcus Rashford for help
England soccer star and all-round top bloke Marcus Rashford has been contacted by God, asking him why he has become so popular. The Manchester United striker and child poverty campaigner received an email out of the blue from the almighty one, ask…
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