No Longer Mine Is Bigger, It’s Mine Goes Higher
Bezos, Branson, and Musk are in altitude competition. Musk already made it to the International Space Station and back, but now he and the two other billionaires aim at commercial flights for deep-pocket customers. Editor’s note: Boring Reply:…
Read full storyWhy does no-one like us, asks raindrop
Raindrop Raymond Wilkins has asked why no one likes the rain. The strangely relatable water droplet asked, in a surprising scouse accent 'Yeah, man, like, whatever, but no-one likes us, do they? I mean the pop band Garbage said they do, and I know…
Read full storyConfused rebel doesn't know what to do
Shane Worthington, known for his ways of attracting trouble, sticking it to the man, and ignoring his marriage vows, doesn't know whether or not he should wear a mask after July 19th. The 67-year-old, who has famously always done the thing that se…
Read full storyWall Street To Be Renamed Barack Obama Drive
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The New York City Council, has just announced that they have voted to change the name of Wall Street to Barack Obama Drive. The vote was 11-1, with the lone dissenter being an ex-brother-in-law of the now-disgraced,…
Read full storyDonald “The Amazing Golfer” Played 18 Holes and He Said He Shot a 62
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – Donald Trump recently told one of his girlfriends that he has never enjoyed playing golf more than now that he doesn’t have the added stress of having to run the country. Maria (Bartiromo) commented that she ha…
Read full storyBig Pharma Demands That People Stop Calling It Big Pharma
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The word coming out of the headquarters of several marjor pharmaceutical companies is that they want people to stop referring to them as Big Pharma. An executive with Pizer said that when individuals hear the name Big Ph…
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