Why does no-one like us, asks raindrop

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 18 July 2021

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Rain, rain go away......

Raindrop Raymond Wilkins has asked why no one likes the rain.

The strangely relatable water droplet asked, in a surprising scouse accent 'Yeah, man, like, whatever, but no-one likes us, do they? I mean the pop band Garbage said they do, and I know that Ducks are meant to, but I really don't trust any one of them.'

'It ok for you' said sunbeam Mavis Longbottom 'you just fall out of the sky, but I have had to travel millions of miles to get here. I left the sun a while ago, and I only just got here. I mean the first day of sun, they are fine, talking about it all of the time, but by the third day, all they want is a bit of rain.No one is ever happy with the weather.'

Weather presenter Sandy Shoes said 'I just make this up as I go along, no-one trusts us, we are like politicians, but with more attractive faces'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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