Shane Worthington, known for his ways of attracting trouble, sticking it to the man, and ignoring his marriage vows, doesn't know whether or not he should wear a mask after July 19th.
The 67-year-old, who has famously always done the thing that seemed furthest removed from common sense, now has to make a decision for himself.
'I mean before I knew what to do' said the morose, saddened pensioner. 'If someone told me what to do, I would do the opposite. So when told to wear a mask, I didn't, when told to social distance, I didn't, I mean I caught covid, but that was a mall price to pay, I mean it is all a bit joke, isn't?'
Shane has a brother who is a Doctor, a sister in law who is a nurse, eight children by five different women, and is about as rebellious as a digestive biscuit.
He is also fictional.