Iceland’s Lone Olympic Athlete Suddenly Leaves Tokyo
TOKYO – (Olympic Satire) – The Summer Olympic Committee is sad to report that Iceland’s lone entry in the Summer Olympics has left Japan and returned to his home in Kopavogur, Iceland. Gunnar F. Boltholt, a javelin thrower, told a security guard t…
Read full storyDonald Trump Says He Heard That Britney Spears Is On Suicide Watch
TOMBSTONE, Arizona – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has broken the story that Britney Spears is allegedly on suicide watch. And she noted that the statement came from none other than Donald John Trump himself. Trump was…
Read full storyWhere Is Prince Harry’s Daughter?
The Sussex’s made the announcement, showed the bump, said it was going to be a girl, then said that their daughter was born, gave the daughter a name, so where is this mystery child? Sort of like their Netflix deal. It started with the gigantic…
Read full storyUS visitors to the Belgian 'Battle of the Bulge' museum in Bastogne start battling their own 'Bulges!'
After a visit to the fascinating museum in Bastogne, Belgium, dedicated to one of the most horrendous battles of WW2, many visitors after leaving the place stare at their own 'Bulges' and feel quite guilty, especially US visitors! During their vis…
Read full storyAshley Olsen says she's done being a twin and vows to take out Mary-Kate
We've been reading about and watching Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen since they were mere babes. We've come to think of them as a set, even as they've grown up and established themselves as adult fashion designers. But now Ashleyhas other ideas. "I'm…
Read full storyThe Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania is Reality TV’s Sexiest Show
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The top rated reality show “The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania," has just knocked “Growing Up Kardashian” on it’s collective ass. Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle recently sat down with the…
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