Man Decides He Is Going To Do No Work Whatsoever Today
A man who is a bit of a rebel, and who likes to kick convention in the nuts at every opportunity he gets, has gone on the offensive again today, and said that, no matter what happens, he is not going to do a single scrap of work, and that's that.
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President Biden is reported considering battle group activity in Chinese waters, or bombing a few cities to respond to the latest international crisis. Analysts suggest the “anal swab imbroglio” has reached unreasonable levels at this time. The…
Read full storySoldier Dressed As a Bush Gets Shot By Fellow Soldier
(NOT EDITED) CAMEL KEBAB, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Afghanistan’s Mirage News has admitted that a member of the Afghan army has shot one of his own fellow soldiers. General Attula Hay Booboolay, stated somewhat embarrassingly, that he cannot d…
Read full storyElderly Man Admits He's Cheating on Alexa with Siri
MUFFLER SMOKE, Michigan – (Satire News) – A retired FedEx driver says that he's going to have to seek professional help due to the fact that he is cheating on Alexa with Siri. Dennis Schnozzle, 81, says that, since recently retiring after a 30-yea…
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