The Bermuda Triangle Has Just Swallowed Up a Costa Rican Aircraft Carrier
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE – (Satire News) – The Miami Globe Gazette has just reported that a Costa Rican aircraft carrier is missing and is believed to have been swallowed up by the infamous Bermuda Triangle. The Globe Gazette stated that the Costa Ric…
Read full storyFox News and Trump Blast Biden for Allowing Hurricane to Hit Louisiana
New Orleans - Fox News and former President Donald Trump attacked current President Biden and the Democrats for not preventing Hurricane Ida from coming ashore in Louisiana near New Orleans, causing extensive damage and power outages. Trump, who h…
Read full storyDonald Trump’s Future Looks Very, Very Shitty
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Trump’s former “Fixer” (Michael Cohen) recently told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that things are looking horribly shitty for his ex-boss, the former Asshole-In-Chief, Donaldo Jonathan Trump. Cohen said that…
Read full storyWeirdo International Space Station Gets Special Delivery From Enabler SpaceX
SpaceX has sent up another supply ship to the International Space Station, (because NASA is too busy doing their nails), but an increasingly bizarre list of supply items is raising eyebrows. The Falcon rocket, launched on August 29 from Elon Musk'…
Read full storyYuk! Giuliani Shaving While Eating Lobster Bisque At JFK’s Delta Lounge
Apparently not willing to abandon his Lobster Bisque, former Donald Trump attorney and the former mayor of New York City, Rudolph Giuliani was seen and videotaped shaving his face using a battery-operated shaver while eating his Bisque in the Delta d…
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