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The Center For Disease Control is said to be preparing a national campaign that suggests taking any available Covid-19 vaccine could help cure male pattern baldness and add length to the male organ. The hope is that just the possibility that could ha…
Read full storyA Massachusetts Couple Has Embraced Post-It Notes Foreplay
CHICOPEE, Massachusetts – (Satire News) – The age-old saying that just when you think you’ve seen and heard it all, certainly applies here. Chicopee’s Channel 77 Stalker News, reports that a couple, who has only been married for 7 years, has revea…
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LOMPOC, California – (Satire News) – Roy and Deena Nishfitt of Lompoc recently received the shock of their married life. The couple, who have been married for 27 years recently came home from an evening of drinking, dining, and dancing and were sh…
Read full storyA Manhattan Brokerage Firm Warns Its Male Employees About Improper Upskirt Gazing (Beaver Shooting)
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The highly reputable brokerage firm of Swisston, Wellywood, & Cuevas has made it abundantly clear to all male employees that they will no longer tolerate male employees who think that it’s okay to look up their fellow…
Read full storyThe IRS Announces That They Will Begin To Tax Prostitutes Under The Pay For Sex Act
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz is reporting that there are thousands of whores upset-as-hell in all five New York City Borroughs. The IRS has just made it known that beginning immediately, prostitutes (i.e. whores, sluts, street walke…
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