Of Cabbages Or King Lear
Yes, let’s get poetic. The royal family of the United Kingdom? They make a great oil painting and keep the rest of the world civil. Well, maybe not so much anymore, but still, the only thing left near to having good manners. Well, forget the recent w…
Read full storyPentagon says that the billions of dollars spent in Afganistan were about to slow down the Taliban all this time
The US military has deployed around 5,000 operatives in Afganistan to evacuate it's embassy, American citizens and personnel as soon as possible after President Biden and the NATO announced the retirement of all troops by September the 11th. Obvio…
Read full storyPutin Reveals That He Has Always Seen Trump as Nothing But a Submissive Pussy
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Moscow’s Red Press has just confirmed that Russian President Vladimir Putin has always looked upon Donald Trump as nothing more than a pathetic, little submissive pussy, who has the biggest inferiority complex of anyone on ea…
Read full storyThe Biggest Vagina in Europe Belongs To a Petite Woman Who Stands 5-foot-2, and Weighs 103 Pounds
PARIS, France – (Satire News) – One of Europe’s leading men’s magazine’s Vagin Illustrated has just done a story on a woman who works at Seins Restaurant, which is the French equivalent of America’s Hooters Restaurant. The woman named Lea Mia Poup…
Read full story'Amazion' sell millions of Hijabs in Afghanistan as Taliban run riot!
Afghanistan, a nation filled with rugged mountains, valleys, and just happens to be the largest drug producing country on the planet is unconquerable proclaim the Taliban! Brits attempted to syphon off Afghanistan's major export many years ago but…
Read full storyMassachusetts Censors The Phrase “Pussy Whipped”
BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Massachusetts Senate has voted to ban a phrase that many consider to be inappropriate and a bit risqué. State Senator Hirkey L. Stonewire, said that he has been trying to outlaw that horribly horrendous phrase for the…
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