Seven Things Biden Plans To Do Day One In White House
President Joseph Biden plans to follow through on many things for the United States, but on day one, there's a list of seven items written on his left-hand palm. Using his right hand for the swearing-in process, he had to use his left hand as a sc…
Read full storyGoya Beans Fires President Trump
SECAUCUS, New Jersey - (Satire News) – Well, 2020 has definitely not been a good year for President Trump. First, he got his ass kicked in the presidential election by Joe Biden, and now he has just been informed that Goya Beans has fired him. Boo…
Read full storyPakistani Baby Charged With Assault
KARACHI, Pakistan – (World Satire) - A nine-month-old Pakistani baby was charged with assault, after he threw a baby toy dipped in chlorozintic acid at a gas meter reader. The baby’s parents along with the baby were arrested, and taken into custo…
Read full storyMany Americans Believe That Fox News' Maria Bartiromo is A Russian Agent
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind says that a recent Quinnipinni Poll shows that 73% of all Americans think that Fox News senior reporter Maria Bartiromo is working for the Kremlin. The Daily Wind has talked to several close friends…
Read full storyTrump, McConnell, Pelosi, and the Stimulus
The recent stimulus package, which had bi-partisan support, provided for a $600 payment to approximately 160 million Americans. Donald Trump, as unpredictable as ever, lambasted the measure, because it included a whole bunch of garbage, and called f…
Read full storyDiego Maradona Celebrates One Month Clean
Argentinian former World Cup winner, Diego Maradona, who, throughout his life, has been dogged with problems related to alcohol and drugs, is celebrating today after making it to the one-month mark since he indulged in either. Maradona, 60, won th…
Read full storyMan In Supermarket Heard Chinese Assassination Of Wham!'s 'Last Christmas', And Wished It Were Already January
A man who was aimlessly ambling along the aisles of a supermarket earlier today, has revealed how he had a frightening aural experience when he was forced to listen to the strains of a Cinese singer as he completely annihilated the Wham! classic, 'La…
Read full storyCross-Dresser German Nutter cracks his nuts dressed in a pink tutu!
Christmas Eve somewhere near Cologne, Germany: After a hard day's work in the local loony bin, a German nurse, who cares for Nutters all year, went home to enjoy Christmas Eve with her hubby. Before leaving to do her final shift, she ordered him…
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