Kajagoogoo To Get Back Together Without Limahl
Kajagoogoo, the 1980s supergroup who had a string of hits with 'Too Shy' in 1983, are to get back together again after more than 37 years of living in total obscurity in the musical wilderness - but without their lead singer, Limahl. The band, som…
Read full storyBBC Announces Christmas Paint-Drying Marathon
The BBC has released its plans for Christmas viewing, and, unlike other years which featured new cutting edge topical shows like 'Dad's Army', 'The Two Ronnies', and 'Are You Being Served?', this year they have plans for new experimental comedy. T…
Read full storyUK Supermarkets about to scream 'HELP!' Boris Johnson about to scream 'Pas de problème!'
(NOT EDITED) Huge supermarket chains, Sainsbury's and Tesco are claiming: "This could end up in food shortages if our government doesn't move its fat butt!" In contrary the Brit PM has claimed: "Pas de problème,” "I have had a lovely chat with Pre…
Read full storyHistorians Have Decided that Donald Trump's Presidency Really Was the Number One.....Train Wreck.
Washington - The nation's most important historian group, the American Society of Historians, called their annual meeting to order last week and, at the end of the Trump presidency, decided to rank the President's accomplishments and positive affect…
Read full storyThe New York Jets Win Their First Game of The Season
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – The cheering from the New York Jets fans could be heard all the way up in San Francisco, a distance of 381 miles. The winless Jets had just won their first game of the season. The owners, Robert and Christopher John…
Read full storyHoward Stern Says He'll Bet His Left Nut Trump is Going To Prison
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The man who is known as America’s #1 shock jock entertainer just stated on his radio show that Trump will end up wearing an orange jumpsuit, and sitting in the “Big House” by Easter Bunny Day. Howard said that he's…
Read full storyThe Sexually-Charged Taylor Momsen is Back and With Balls
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just informed the entertainment world that the hard-rockin,’ vulgar-mouthed Taylor Momsen is back – and she’s back with balls and a vengeance-from-just-this-side-of-hell. Momsen had taken a 5-year hia…
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