Nashville Man Helps Marriage by Going Gentle Into That Good Night
After being chided by his wife, Cathy, for being unfeelingly brusque in his communication style, particularly in the late evening hours, Fred Gray of Nashville, Tennessee, learned to go gentle into that "Good night." "When she's lying in bed next...
Read full storyManchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Found Hiding In Closet Under Stairs
A crisis at Old Trafford was averted this morning when, after an initial panic and a frantic search, Manchester United club boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, was discovered at his home, hiding in a cupboard under the stairs. Solskjaer, 46, has been weat...
Read full storyHighly-Experienced Technical Documentation Writer Saves Desperate Woman From Demonic Shadow Figure Lurking In Basement By Boring It (And Her) To Death
Monroeville, Pennsylvania. On the evening of Thursday, October 10th, Jill Dayne, 37, was beyond terrified. After several weeks of hearing loud noises and rumbling in the basement of her newly-purchased, single-story home, the recent divorcee finall...
Read full storyMan's 'Friend' Had Bad Case Of Worms
Eating food that hasn't been prepared properly can often result in a variety of bacteria-based problems, and it was exactly this that was the case for one man's 'friend' in the Cambodian second city of Battambang this week, when the friend was diagno...
Read full storyBoris Johnson Offers To Buy Round At Last-Chance Saloon
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was desperately trying to rally support amongst fellow MPs for his Brexit deal last night, and, to show how desperate he really was, he invited anyone at all who bear it, to have a drink on him at the Last-Chance...
Read full storyTrump Plans to be Nominee of Both Parties, "I Will Be Bi-Partisan", says the President
In his boldest political move to date, President Trump announced he will seek the nomination of the Democrat party for president. According to White House Minister of Truth, Shiv Aalok, President Trump decided to seek the party nomination after watc...
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