Corbyn under further fire over Antisemitism
Labour's election campaign has once again been derailed by highly-credible claims of antisemitism, aimed at leader Jeremy Corbyn. Following on from the intervention of the Chief Rabbi, coincidentally after the party's manifesto said it would stop...
Read full storyPringle not looking forward to going into someone's stomach
Pringle, Gary Johnson, who is currently in a tube at Chutney on the Fritz's branch of Tesco, (other shopping emporia are available, guys and girls), has revealed that he is not looking forward to his visit to a stranger's stomach. 'I know that it...
Read full storyFollowing Tough Breakup, Nashville Man Bucks Up like a Real Champ
An emotionally taxing breakup with his longtime girlfriend and love of his life, Samantha Johnson, nearly brought Travis Parker of Nashville, Tennessee, to his knees, but since that time, Travis's friends say he's bucked up like a real champ. "Wha...
Read full storyMe, Me, Me
Me, Me, Me This is a short song and dance for all selfie-takers. It goes to the tune of “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”. As you sing it, you have to pose around, taking imaginary selfies on your phone, and with a selfie-stick. Me, me, me, me, m...
Read full story"The Wonder of it All" - A Flight from Sacramento to DC
Sacramento, CA, International Airport. Woof Blister reporting for Spoof International News - SIN. A prominent congressman from the Central Valley of California, who wishes to remain anonymous, but who may be the next Democratic governor of the state,...
Read full storyUS College Offers Unique Service To Parents Of Unruly Sons
A US college is offering a unique service to the beleaguered parents of sons who they are finding difficult to control - it will teach those youths a valuable lesson by delivering a sound physical beating to the miscreants to within an inch of their...
Read full storyLocal man's Christian values on the ebb following post-Mass toe-stubbing incident
A 43-year-old East London man began to question his faith in God last Sunday, after stubbing his toe on an uneven paving slab just a few minutes after attending a sung Latin Mass at Westminster Cathedral. Toby Dell, a die-setter from Commercial St...
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