Pringle not looking forward to going into someone's stomach

Written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 27 November 2019

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Pringle, Gary Johnson, who is currently in a tube at Chutney on the Fritz's branch of Tesco, (other shopping emporia are available, guys and girls), has revealed that he is not looking forward to his visit to a stranger's stomach.

'I know that it is what we are made for, but I am sure that the potato that I came from wanted me to become part of a potato art installation. I could have been a French fry. I could have been a contender, but instead, I am only destined to become part of a stranger's bum.'

Another Pringle in the same tube said 'We better not be going to the house of Brian Asshat!'

People think that this is all fiction, you know.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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