Pringle, Gary Johnson, who is currently in a tube at Chutney on the Fritz's branch of Tesco, (other shopping emporia are available, guys and girls), has revealed that he is not looking forward to his visit to a stranger's stomach.
'I know that it is what we are made for, but I am sure that the potato that I came from wanted me to become part of a potato art installation. I could have been a French fry. I could have been a contender, but instead, I am only destined to become part of a stranger's bum.'
Another Pringle in the same tube said 'We better not be going to the house of Brian Asshat!'
People think that this is all fiction, you know.