Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers
Questioned on whether Mr. Biden’s entry into the presidential race has somehow disturbed her, Ms. Pelosi answered a New York Times reporter with a firm: “Not at all.” Nevertheless, her dream—occurring during the night right before he announced—has...
Read full storyFlat Earth Theory To Be Taught In Schools
In Burger County, Alabama, the local authority has voted to allow "flat Earth" theory to be taught in schools. The move was taken after pressure from the public, with many criticising the education system for "brainwashing" their children with notion...
Read full storyGeorgia Will Close All Northbound Interstates After Passing Stringent Anti-Abortion Bill
Atlanta - After signing into law a tough new anti-abortion bill which would outlaw the termination of pregnancies if a fetal heartbeat can be detected, which can occur as early as six weeks and before many women realize they are pregnant, Governor Br...
Read full storyCereal Killer Terrorizes Suburban Indianapolis
A cereal killer who's been nicknamed the "Bowl Over Boy" has been terrorizing households in suburban Indianapolis in recent weeks, raiding pantries, rifling through cabinets, and leaving no cereal in the Indianapolis metro area, whether whole-grain...
Read full storyNotts County, The Oldest Football Club In The World, Drop Through The 'Trap Door'
Notts County, the founderest founding member of the Football League in 1888, were relegated out of it on Saturday, and will spend next season playing in the National League. The Magpies, 157, finished in the play-off positions in season 2017/18, b...
Read full storyTrump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods
President Trump has awarded Tiger Woods the Medal of Freedom. All while getting some "wood" for Woods. As Tiger Woods addressed everyone present at the White House rose Garden, he was overwhelmed with emotions. All in attendance were equally to...
Read full storyPresident Trump Has Forgotten About Mexican Border Wall
President Donald Trump, lately inundated with distractions, and literally besieged with problems, has, according to those closest to him, forgotten about the silly, old Mexican border wall. What with all the furore about the Mueller Report, redact...
Read full storyFBI - CIA “Honey Pot” Operation Falls Flat On Its Face
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim said he saw it coming: Pretty face, nice ass, low cut blouse with revealing cleavage; her 'come hither' smile said it all. In the Looking-Glass War led by Comey, Clapper and Brennan, against the forces of President Trump,...
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