Donald Trump Tells IOC That "Sumo Must Be Part Of Japan Olympics"
Recuperating after a gruelling three-day jolly in Japan this morning, President Donald Trump wasted no time in going on the offensive once again, as he tweeted that: "the IOC are nuts if they don't include Sumo in the Tokeyo Olimpycs 2020!! Nuts!!...
Read full storyBread Was Mouldy
A loaf of bread that had been stored in a bread bin and forgotten about for two weeks, had turned 'mouldy', it's been revealed. The bread, which was an 800g medium-sliced Granary loaf, had been purchased on or around Saturday, 4 May, at Tesco, and...
Read full storyNashville Man Ironically Has No Memory of Memorial Day
The week after the holiday honoring Americans who died for their country, Hank Jessup of Nashville, Tennessee, found, ironically, that he had no memory of Memorial Day. “Blank slate,” said Jessup. “I was doing a little drinking.” Jessup explain...
Read full storyNazi Party investigated for Anti-Semitism
After their poor showing in the recent Second World War, and the continued criticism of their low-profile leader, the Nazi Party are now being investigated by the UK’s Equality watchdog, the EHRC. Critics say the Nazi Party is slow to deal with co...
Read full storyWendy's Wednesday Washday Was Wash-out
Ladies, how many times have you done the weekly laundry, hung the clothes out on the line to dry, sat back to watch some daytime TV show, then had everything ruined when an unexpected thunderstorm completely drenches your washing that was almost dry?...
Read full storyGolden State Hires Magic Johnson as Aide during NBA Finals
Toronto, Canada. Special to The Spoof. The Golden State Warriors have reportedly hired Magic Johnson, recently departed from the Los Angeles Lakers, as an aide to Warrior coach Steve Kerr during the NBA finals, which start this week. Warrior manageme...
Read full storyAlastair Campbell Tipped To Be Next Conservative Party Leader
Alastair Campbell, who was expelled from the Labour Party today, after admitting he had voted Liberal Democrat in the European elections, is being tipped to become the next leader of the Conservative Party. Mr Campbell joined the Labour Party in 1...
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