Uranium: Is It Really As Dangerous As They Say It Is?
I regularly hear people talking about Uranium, and how dangerous it is. About how harmful it can be if it isn't handled correctly, and without the strictest of precautions being taken. But, I think to myself, "it's only Uranium; just how dangerous...
Read full storyTimmy Mallet still not considered to be Prime Minister material
There was consternation across the United Kingdom, as for yet another time, Timmy Mallett, the irritating 1980s children's entertainer was still not considered for the top job. This is a job that has gone to Margaret Thatcher, John Major, Tony Bla...
Read full storyVillage forced to use toilets as polling station after Scout hut burns down
Residents of the tiny Wiltshire village of Nether Regus are this morning placing their MEP votes at an emergency polling station set up in the local public toilets. Their usual polling venue is in the 1st Nether Scout hut which, unfortunately, bur...
Read full story‘Easier’ golf course closes after claims that it’s a death-trap
Leading golfer Lee Westwood last week called for golf to have an urgent image overhaul as participation continues to fall. “We should make the sport quicker to play,’ he said, ‘and make the hole cups larger.’ Calderbury-on-Sea council acted quickl...
Read full storyUnhappy Couple Role-Play Themselves into Relationship Success
After dating seriously for almost two years, Ray Campbell and Monique DuBois of Brooklyn, New York, found that their relationship had deteriorated to the extent that they could scarcely stand the sight of each other. Out of sheer desperation, they tu...
Read full storyPoch £50m Bonus For Delivering Champions League Trophy
London, UK - (COYS!): Mauricio Pochettino will pocket a stonking £50m bonus when the Lilywhites obliterate Liverpool in the Champions League cup final next Saturday at Wanda Metropolitano Stadium in Madrid. The deal sees Tottenham players guarant...
Read full storySeveral Grammar Errors Result In Total Carnage At Conservative Lutheran Church And Grade School
Marathon County, Wisconsin. "God Damnit!"..."Fuck!"...and..."Shit!" were just a few of the words that Pastor Robert Severson, 62, screamed at the top of his lungs from his office on Thursday at the Good Shepherd Holy Christ WELS Lutheran Church And...
Read full storyMount Everest Now Even Harder To Climb
Mount Everest, the epic epitome of adventure, and the ultimate challenge for experienced mountaineers the world over, is now considered harder than ever to climb, mainly because of the extortionate price of a climbing permit. A special permit issu...
Read full storyMe Too Charges Presidential Candidate Shrdlu with "Sexual Battery"
Venezuelan Embassy. Ottawa, Canada. Standing in front of the embassy in which Etaoin Shrdlu resides in exile while conducting his 2020 presidential bid, an unidentified spokeswoman for the International Me Too organization read a short statement char...
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