Trump Compliments Nancy Pelosi: “Prettier Than Alice Cooper.”
BILLINGSGATE POST: The war of words between President Trump and Nancy Pelosi escalated dramatically this past week. After Nancy insulted President Trump by questioning his temperament and mental fitness by suggesting that Trump’s family and staff s...
Read full storyDevil’s In The Detail In Mueller Report
Washington DC, USA - Donald Trump was initiated into the British Hellfire Club according to Chapter 666 of the Mueller Report. De-redacted federal papers describe events circa 1963 when the ageing Queen Mother acted as a ceremonial douche - uh, su...
Read full storySame old people in the running
When putting out an advert for a future Prime Minister, recruitment firm Wet Sprocket forgot to put the important disclaimer 'Previous Applicants will not be considered'. Wet Sprocket press bod, John Grayling, said 'It was a simple oversight on ou...
Read full storyFly visits house for the fourth time
18-day-old housefly, Gary Johnson, has revealed that he has visited the same house four times today. Eager to show up his many siblings with his action-packed exploits, Johnson told us, 'I went in through one window, into a bathroom, and then I we...
Read full storyTrump Sparks Diplomatic Incident After Sumo Challenge
President Donald Trump's visit to Japan got off to a controversial start in Tokyo today, when he sparked a diplomatic incident after a Sumo wrestler challenged the president to get into the ring with him, and 'have a grapple'. 'Have a grapple' is...
Read full storyNew York Man Reaches Good Stopping Point in Relationship
"It's been a little over two years now, and I think we're finally in a really good place to part ways," said Matt Campbell of New York City regarding his relationship with his live-in girlfriend Madison Bentley. As Matt explained it, despite some...
Read full storyNigel Farage Calls In Pest Control
Nigel Farage, the British politician and 'voice of the man in the street', has had to resort to calling pest control officers to his home in Single Street, after a pest infestation on a Biblical scale. Farage, the leader of the Brexit Party, and f...
Read full storyDonald Trump To Eat Blowfish In Japan
As President Trump arrives in Tokyo for a three-day visit, rumors are circling that his days may be numbered - and from novel and unfamiliar sources. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has organised an interesting itinerary for the president, star...
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