Fly visits house for the fourth time

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 26 May 2019

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Not this again, Gary

18-day-old housefly, Gary Johnson, has revealed that he has visited the same house four times today.

Eager to show up his many siblings with his action-packed exploits, Johnson told us, 'I went in through one window, into a bathroom, and then I went out of it, then I went through another window into the Kitchen, and then I settled on a nice pile the neighbour's dog had left, and then I flew into the dining room, and walked around on the dining table for a good few minutes, and then I went to the bedroom upstairs. It took me a while to get out because sometimes I have trouble with windows'.

We all have problems with Windows, but that is modern technology for you.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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