Tuva Airlines Recognized as Most INEPT in World
Lausanne, Switzerland - The Inter-National Evaluators of Passenger Traffic today awarded their infamous INEPT prize to Tuva Air for its persistently low rankings in on-time arrival, baggage loss, passenger satisfaction, and frequency of flight cancel...
Read full storyMelania Trump Applies for Political Asylum in Mexico
Mexico City - Mexico - "I want to "Be Best" just like my program for youth in America, but sadly I cannot Be Best when I am with the orange moth. Like a moth he is drawn to every light and runs into walls and flails his wings until he hits the ground...
Read full storyGlamping Beyond Your Budget? Cheap Motel Offers "Tramping" Vacations
It's not quite camping, and it's certainly not glamping, but for those seeking to rough it up a bit on a weekend getaway, Motel Stix, at its not-so-scenic, out-of-the-way location in Modesto, California, is offering "tramping" vacation packages, with...
Read full storyBritain's cummerbund industry expecting post-Brexit boom
While many are predicting doom and gloom after Britain leaves the EU, at least one industry is hoping that it will thrive in the new order. Cummerbunds are worn by everyone from waiters to butlers, to people who have to hire one for a formal event. T...
Read full storyTartare Sauce Had Reached Its Expiry Date 'Some Time Ago'
There are some meals that are just not the same without their sauces, and fish and chips is one of these, but when one diner went to add his tartare sauce to his fish, he found something rather unappetising waiting for him. Moys Kenwood, 55, a fis...
Read full storyDavid Beckham Has More Points In The Last Month Than Manchester United
Manchester United's disappointing season finally comes to a close this weekend, with the news that former player, David Beckham, has picked up more points in the last month than they have. Beckham, 44, picked up six points at Bromley Magistrates C...
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