Aliens Deny 'Heathrow Drone' Accusation
There was further controversy in the Heathrow drone incident this morning, when aliens from distant galaxies contacted the airport to deny all knowledge of who was responsible. The drone was seen by several members of the public who were driving a...
Read full storyOpinion: If Vehicular Manslaughter is wrong I don’t wanna be right
This piece is an opinion piece and doesn’t represent the views of The Spoof Let me ask this question, when did our country become such a puritanical society that the very idea of vehicular manslaughter is now frowned upon across the political aisl...
Read full storyAfter Years of Breaking, Dawn Gets Much-Needed Fix
After breaking each and every morning in memorable history, Dawn (also known as Sunrise and/or Aurora) finally got a much-needed fix. “Nights are tough,” admitted Dawn, in a rare moment of vulnerability. “Right before I wake up, I experience this...
Read full storyMad Mueller, A Parody
Mad Mueller on a wintry day, rocked the office with a "Hey, Why no indictment of Trump the Younger? For news like that the press does hunger." Swearing, "Damn rot!" he sent out a plea, warning his aides from sea to sea, "We've got to get Tr...
Read full storyHeathrow Airport Drone Was A UFO
A drone that was sighted flying near Heathrow Airport yesterday was not being operated by an irresponsible moron from the droning community, and was a UFO, says a man who knows what he is talking about. The UFO was seen by several members of the p...
Read full storyNashville Fly Finally Finds a Place to Rest
Living in a hectic world in which many pride themselves on being so busy that there’ll be “no flies resting on them” has made for rather a tough row to hoe for Nashville fly, Freddie Diptera. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m busy, too,” said Freddie. "I'...
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