Labour MPs are rubbishing Jeremy Corbyn in an effort to lull Tories into a false sense of security
Labour MP Jonathan Ashworth has admitted berating his leader Jeremy Corbyn but, while he originally said he was “joshing”, he has now revealed that it was actually part of a Blackadder-style “cunning plan” to “lull the Tories into a false sense of se...
Read full storyMr. Barr's "thinnest of suspicions” explained; plus celebration of the underweight
This week, Inspector General Horowitz stated that, despite some problems in processing, the 17 intelligence agencies responsible for Russia-gate were impartial, sincere, and unbiased. MSM pundits are pleased. However, Attorney General Barr did...
Read full storyNew Dating Reality Show Features a Lot of People Sitting Around Texting
A new, refreshingly true-to-life dating reality show called AuthenCity features an eclectic cast of single men and women who largely just sit around and do a lot of texting. "It can be tough to get any really good action shots," said cameraman Wes...
Read full storyHarry Maguire To Play Father Christmas At Manchester United Christmas Party
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, is to take on an extra responsibility over the coming Christmas period, when he will be donning a Santa Claus suit and a big, fluffy, white beard, and acting as the official club Fath...
Read full storyMan Went To Bed In Tracksuit, Scarf And Ski Hat
A cold snap that he was ill-prepared for resulted in one man going to bed last night clad in his tracksuit, big, thick football socks, a scarf, and a ski hat. Moys Kenwood, 56, a resident in Tapon commune, usually retires for the night in a T-shir...
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