Observatory did NOT--repeat: did NOT--see "aliens"
Sunspot, New Meh-he-co--”No” was all a spokesperson for the Federal Bureau of Obfuscation would say in response to Fake News reporter Ida Dunt-No's question, “Was the National Solar Observatory shut down because astronomers saw aliens?” Director C...
Read full storyTrump declares Hurricane Florence is "fake news" started by Dems to harm him!
President Trump issued a tweet last night declaring that Hurricane Florence is fake news started by Nancy Pelosi and the democrats to discredit him and to influence the mid-term elections! "You know this is fake news because they claim it hit North a...
Read full storyMelania Trump Wears "I'm with stupid" T-Shirt At State Dinner
At a fancy dinner attended by all the great dignitaries of world affairs, the president and first concubine of China were caught in open mouth stares when they heard the translation of what Melania Trump's t-shirt read. The ambassador to Chile spi...
Read full storyConference highlights inequality for dwarfs, lesbians and many other minorities
At the International Conference of Politically Correct Sociologists and Psychologists, in Manhattan (temporarily renamed Genderneutralhattan for the duration of the conference), evidence has been presented of inequality amongst a range of minority gr...
Read full storyErskine Quint is Lazarus and, Volga Olga, is Salome, the Pope claims!
Vatican 14.09.0000 AD/BC: The Pope has voyaged back in time to ask Jesus if he is behind the reappearance of an astral body that is floating through the stratosphere ready to divulge the real TRUTH behind 'The Creator' and 'The Other One down below!' The Messiah refused to have anything to do with a 'Lazarus' appearance of the one and only, Erskine Quint (who?), so the Pope is now convinced it...
Read full storyHurricane Namers Running Out Of Names To Choose From
As citizens on the eastern seabord of the US awaited the arrival of Hurricane Florence today, it was revealed that the weathermen responsible for naming hurricanes are rapidly running out of names to name them with. The 'namers' are a group of men...
Read full storyPaperboy Was Papergirl
A man in Hull was astonished last Sunday morning when the newspaper he had been patiently waiting for behind his mother's front door since around 6:30am, was eventually delivered by the paperboy - who turned out to be a papergirl, which was unnerving...
Read full storyRussian Novichok Suspects Pencil-in Hull Visit
The two Russian men suspected of administering Novichok to Sergei Skripal and his daughter in Salisbury earlier this year, have said they were visiting the town merely as tourists, and have indicated that they may decide to travel to other places of...
Read full storyRussian Suspects Now Innocent After Thoroughly Convincing Interview
The two men accused by Britain of carrying out the nerve agent attack in Salisbury have given a searingly honest interview which completely admonishes them from all blame entirely. Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov denied they were State Agents...
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