French vegan SAS troops storm La Bastille!
If France didn't have enough to cope with being attacked by ISIS headhunters and Japanese / Chinese tourists toting cameras whilst dangling off the Eiffel Tower! They now have a new danger from within to cope with and, the 'steaks' are very high!...
Read full storyExperts Say Sharkicane Could Be "Worse than a Sharknado"
Americans on the eastern seaboard are preparing for a Sharkicane that experts say could be even worse than a Sharknado. A sharknado is a storm that is so powerful, it sucks up all the sharks out of the ocean into the eye of the tornado, only to...
Read full storyTrump says Florence reminds him of Stormy
US President Donald Trump today compared tropical hurricane Florence with Stormy Daniels, the woman he gave a big wad of cash to for absolutely no reason. Broadcasting live from the White House, Trump warned east coast residents to prepare to evac...
Read full storyWhere are they now? Fanny Chmelar, Alpine Skier
For some unfathomable reason, in 2013, Fanny Chmelar reduced Bradley Walsh and participants in ITV's The Chase to tears at the mere mention of her name. Chmelar (pronounced "shmeller") was born on 31 October 1985 and is a German former alpine skier. Fanny competed for Germany at the 2010 Winter Olympics and in three Skiing World Championships between 2007 and 2011. She also competed in the Worl...
Read full storyArea Man Thinks Ex Still Cares
Years have come and gone since their inevitable break-up, yet local Burbank, CA resident, Steve Shaw, has continued to convince himself that the depressing fire that burns within his hopeless soul has somehow been reciprocated by his longtime ex-girl...
Read full storyObituary: Clothes Rail
Clothes Rail (2008-2018). A clothes rail owned by spoof writer and general layabout, Moys Kenwood, has passed away, aged 10, as far as the owner can discern. The rail came into the possession of Kenwood in Bangkok, when he stole it from his old condo when moving to his new condo in 2011. He had been told by the owner of the old condo, that everything in it had been bought "as new" when he,...
Read full storySchool Director Spoke As If He Had Wooden Jaws
The Director of a school in Bangkok spoke in such a way that, anyone listening to him would have assumed that the man's jaws had been fashioned from wood. The man, who can't be named because I don't fancy the repercussions, looked rather like he w...
Read full storyNew Woody Allen Movie Just Like Last One
Film fans are eagerly awaiting Woody Allen's much-anticipated new film, "Blue Moonlight in Barcelona." It's the story of artsy rich white people in Barcelona facing an existential crisis, much like his last film, "A Rainy Midnight in Manhattan," w...
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