If France didn't have enough to cope with being attacked by ISIS headhunters and Japanese / Chinese tourists toting cameras whilst dangling off the Eiffel Tower! They now have a new danger from within to cope with and, the 'steaks' are very high!
Vegans are going on the rampage and were seen last storming Marie Antoinette's favorite prison, La Bastille, in the middle of 'Gay Paris'. In fact, Napoleon's ghost was seen floating on the tower as the meat-starved mob demanded a return of the guillotine for every French imbecile who dares eat an animal, dead or alive!
'Vive la révolution!' They screamed as McDonald burger lovers ran for their lives and 'finger licking chicken lovers' begged for mercy as they swallowed nuggets with impunity claiming innocence and promising to convert to the 'new religion' cursing the planet!
France is renowned for its love of meat and to thwart the 'storm', President Macron, a renowned 'Beefeater' (non-uniformed), sent in the Foreign Legion to capture the 'non-mad-cow' diseased loonies and send them to an outlying French fort in the Sahara Desert where the only thing they can eat are dead scorpions, bugs and cockroaches!
'Le French Vegan révolution' did not last long as a much more important 'storm' is brewing across the Atlantic in French speaking La Fayette! Macron's meat eating Legions are being sent to thwart 'Hurricane Donald' that is hitting the US with impunity.
Dead GMO cows floating down the Mississippi are being sent to the UK as part of the US's support Brexit programme because French, non-GMO cochon's, will be too expensive after Boris Johnson leaves the UK stranded on a D-Day beach!!