Convicted Sex Offenders Demand FBI Investigations
The clean bill of health given by the FBI to Brett Kavanaugh has opened a fresh can of worms filled with convicted sex offenders who are also demanding new four day FBI investigations to clear their collective names. Attorney General Jeff Session...
Read full storyDemocrats Look to Jesus to Win Elections
Democrats, sick of losing to Republicans, have launched a new political campaign strategy to take back Jesus. Back in the 1960s and 1970s, the left-wing hippies loved Jesus. With their long hair and flowing garments, they even looked like Jesus. W...
Read full storyYale University: All Students To Have Sex Organ(s) Tattooed With ID Number
BILLINGSGATE POST: Deborah Ramirez, the former Yale coed who rhetorically fingered her now-famous classmate’s penis at a frat house party at Yale some thirty years ago, admitted that she was very intoxicated at the time. To be sure, most female stud...
Read full storyDr. Emil Skoda: “Senator Mitch McConnell Believes Every Group That Aren't White Males Are a Mob”
NEW YORK, NY – Dr. Emil Skoda, a psychiatrist who works with the New York Police Department, claimed that Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) suffers from delusion disorder. “In a nutshell, Senator McConnell believes that every congregation of people t...
Read full storyMorons continue to revitalize faith
Morons, who once preferred this nickname to the official Ladder Day Saints designation of their faith, no longer call their famous choir the Moron Tabernacle Choir. It's now simply The Choir, “because,” prophet Warren Jeffs explained from his prison...
Read full storyJudge Kavanaugh Set To Quash Bill Cosby Conviction
To celebrate his 'victory' in the Sexual Misconduct hearing against him, Judge Brett Kavanaugh has indicated that, as an act of goodwill, he intends to quash the guilty conviction against jailed comedian Bill Cosby, and set the funnyman free. Kava...
Read full storyVintage Auto Wanted For Arson In Fatal California Wildfire
A vintage red-and-white Plymouth Fury with Maine license plates is responsible, authorities say, for setting fire to the Sierra National Forest near Yosemite National Park. The vehicle, which has been traced to Arnold “Arnie” Cunningham, was damag...
Read full storyTV Drama 'Life Of The Tiger Lady' Is "Absolutely Fucking Shite", Claims Man
A TV drama broadcast in Thailand, but beamed into homes in other Asian locations, is "absolutely fucking shite" according to one man who viewed it in Cambodia. 'Life Of The Tiger Lady' is typical of other Thai TV drama shows, which show a complete...
Read full storyAlgorithms Are Watching Your Every Move
A man has told of his fears about internet algorithms after he kept being bothered by advertisements that had been sent to his internet pages. Some of the adverts were 'associated' with subjects he had been reading about, but others were sent for...
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