Nashville Man Comes Up with Solid Life Plan
After decades of career confusion, soul-searching, and personal reflection, Nashville man Bart Biggs came up with a solid plan for his future, on which he's determined to follow through. “Most people's trouble,” explained Bart, “is that they go th...
Read full storyElderly man sues weight loss program after losing fifteen pounds and three inches!
An elderly man from Louisburg, North Carolina has sued a well known weight loss program after losing fifteen pounds and three inches using their program. His suit is for reckless endangerment, false advertising and public humiliation. He appeared a...
Read full storyArea Man Doesn’t Know What Bitcoin or Meek Mill is
In a wide-ranging interview at his son’s lacrosse practice, an area man discussed things he has no idea about, like bitcoin. “I have no idea what bitcoin is or why people talk about it,” he said. “I’m a 50- year old man and it’s just something I d...
Read full storyTOP SECRET! North Korea Obama Document Found In Valerie Jarrett’s Socks
WARNING: THIS STORY IS DESIGNATED TOP SECRET: It was found hidden in the socks of Valerie Jarrett as she was leaving the National Archives. BILLINGSGATE POST (Dateline March 25, 2012) From the ramparts of Observation Point Ouellette, the c...
Read full storyThe Secret England Footballer: Russia 2018 Call Up
I know...I know what you’re thinking. How is it that after two years in the wilderness Gormless Gareth has seen the light and called me back into the squad? I’ll tell you how. Even GG knows class when he sees it and it’s when the going gets tough...
Read full storyLoony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'
Now President Trump has been called many things in his short career, but a head-banging, loony, Israeli Rabbi has topped all of the descriptions of Trump's schizo characteristics, by claiming, "Trump is the return of the Messiah!" Jesus Christ, (...
Read full storyRoyal Wedding Off
The Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle is off. Buckingham Palace officials released a statement earlier to apologise for the inconvenience they were sure this would cause, but said the Prince was totally exhausted by the demands place...
Read full storyBarçelona's Lionel Messi Leaves Fan In Tears
Lionel Messi, the Barçelona and Argentina footballer, has been severely criticised this morning after leaving a fan in tears. The Argentine was in South Africa as part of the Barçelona squad who were there to play a match to commemorate 100 years...
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