Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 17 May 2018

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This poor old illegal, Mexican Jesus, was not on the loony Rabbi's radar, "he's an animal," said Trump!

Now President Trump has been called many things in his short career, but a head-banging, loony, Israeli Rabbi has topped all of the descriptions of Trump's schizo characteristics, by claiming, "Trump is the return of the Messiah!"

Jesus Christ, (now Jaggedone no blasphemous language here on The Holy Spoof) is about to return in an act of 'Lazarus' proportions only Trump could have conjured up. In fact, he has convinced the orthodox Jewish community in Israel that the 'Beginning of the END OF DAYS’ is upon us (God save us all)!

Of course, Jews only believe in their own Messiah, and sadly, Palestinians tend to disagree, but then again who are they?

Meanwhile, Trump has called illegal immigrants attempting to enter his 'Holy Land,' animals! Again, if the animal kingdom could have a voice, i.E. Orangutans, chimps, whales, dolphins, even predators, etc. They would not like being compared to head chopping off, barbarian, Mexican, Puerto Rica, Colombian, etc, drug cartels, and Jesus loved his sheep too BTW!

So, ladies and gentlemen, Jaggedone claims that over-hyped, bigoted, Jewish Rabbis should keep banging their heads against a certain wall, declare Trump for what he is; a multi-billionaire Bonzo, and allow the real 'Messiah' to rule the world, guess who? Jaggedone and his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) of course!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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