Zombie babies invade Washington DC
Washington DC - According to MacDiner restaurant waitress Ms. Taekin, the town is being invaded by zombies. Little zombies. “Hordes of baby zombies, too young to crawl, are walking on their legs, eyes glazed over and drooling at the mouth. “One...
Read full storyMore Alzheimer's Cure Worries
Following the success of my classic story Alzheimer's Cure Worries I have, in all modesty, decided to return to this delicate subject. Top Alzheimer's researcher, Dr Brain, is working at the forefront of helping evermore people remember things the...
Read full storyChildren's Storytime: Sergei And The Drone
Hello, children! It's time for a story! Are you ready? If you are, let's start! Once upon a time, there was a man whose name was Sergei Skripal. He lived in a country far away, called Russia. He was a spy. Spies like to find out things. They like to find out about other people's secrets. They like to find out about secrets like what other people are doing, or what the other people are trying...
Read full storyRoyal Wedding Flowers Row
A row is brewing just days ahead of the Royal Wedding over the flowers selected to celebrate the occasion, with the claim that the choice of blooms could be seen as just a bit 'derogatory' The bride and groom, Meghan Markle and Harry Windsor, who...
Read full storyRoyal Wedding Anger Latest
The Royal Wedding of HRH Royal Highness the Prince of Kabul Harry Windsor and Miss Meghan Markle has run into intense criticism over the day chosen for the wedding, and the inevitable clashes with the weddings, scheduled for the same day, of ordinary...
Read full storyDennis Nilson Snuffs It
Dennis Nilson, the man who murdered and killed at least 15 men in the 1970s and 1980s, is dead after dying in prison at HMP Full Sutton. Nilson, 72, was jailed for life in 1983, and must be one of the few people ever to complete a sentence to its...
Read full storyGerman scientists grow brains to replace ones in politicians heads!
Donald Trump's brain is about to be replaced by a version grown in a German lab. The US president doesn't know about the planned operation, but the US senate have approved the move hoping at last some common sense will exit his vile mouth! German...
Read full storyDid General Kelly Just Diss Melania Trump?
Ouch! Did General Kelly just diss Melania Trump because she isn’t fluent in English? Will he next accuse Barron of being her anchor child? Kelly’s insults appear to shoot out of his mouth like a cocked gun that’s loaded and fired. Bang, bang! An empt...
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