Tennessee Man Meets Jesus With Whiskey on His Breath
Tennessee man Joshua Hendricks recently met his Maker – albeit for only about ninety seconds – with whiskey on his breath. “It wasn't exactly how I wanted it to happen,” admitted Hendricks, who fell into a coma as a result of alcohol poisoning but...
Read full storyYou Ain’t Nothin’ But a Horndog
You ain't nothin' but a horndog Whinin’ all the time You ain't nothin' but a horndog Whinin’ all the time Well, you ain't never told the truth and you ain't no friend of mine Well they said you was high-classed Well, that was just a lie Yeah they said you was high-classed Well, that was just a lie You ain't never said a classy thing and you ain't no friend of mine You ain't nothin'...
Read full storyNarcissistic Comedian Has No Trouble Laughing at Himself
Dismissing accusations of being self-absorbed and grandiose, comedian Russell Hargrave explained that he has no trouble laughing at himself – and in fact, does so a lot. “My humor is a little too high-level for some people to appreciate,” stated H...
Read full storyTrump meets Kim on his yacht in the East Sea surrounded by aircraft carriers
Breaking: Following the recent triumphant meeting of Moon Jae-in and Kim Jong Un, leaders of South and North Korea, Mr. Trump has flown to Mr. Kim’s yacht in the East Sea for further negotiations. Mr. Trump is aboard Mr. Kim’s yacht, The Kim Il-Su...
Read full storyHis Royal Heinous Dusts Down The Nazi Uniform
London - Britain’s top snouts-in-the trough scrounger and über-fake royal will marry in uniform according to official wedding website @HitlerYouthNuptialz press releases today. “It’s a nostalgic nod to Windsor’s beloved Nazi Queen Mother,” the we...
Read full storyUK Estate Agents post porno pictures on walls of their 'For Sale' houses!
The housing market in the UK is generally regarded as 'totally BONKERS,' and now Estate Agents are 'bonking' up the hype even further by allowing porno pictures hanging on the walls of their houses to be part of the sales pitch! The idea came from...
Read full storyTapeworm World Record Smashed!
There were celebrations across the Korean peninsula last night when news broke that a new world record for the length of a tapeworm had been set. The old record which had stood for 140 years - the previous best of 89 metres was set in 1878 - was s...
Read full storyUnborn Baby Becomes Transgender
A medical breakthrough has caused some talk recently. An unborn baby has successfully undergone surgery to switch genders, whilst still in the womb. This has caused disturbance and anger in society as many in the community disagree an unborn child ca...
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