Written by Phil McCracken

Tuesday, 1 May 2018

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Young Michael, now known formally as Mishael

A medical breakthrough has caused some talk recently. An unborn baby has successfully undergone surgery to switch genders, whilst still in the womb. This has caused disturbance and anger in society as many in the community disagree an unborn child can even think, let alone decide the nature of it's peeing implement.

The baby formally known as Michael Queer, has undergone surgery to stop testosterone developing. The father Dick Queer has confronted press and presented a statement:

"My baby is special, first of all because it’s mine, second because It is smart. You may wonder how it is so smart? It is able to communicate telepathically! We (The Baby’s family) have been talking to him over a few beers. That’s how he is able to tell us he wanted a sex change, so F*** OFF!"

The families town of Blomen Heek is glad to have publicity other than the usual array of drug affiliated crimes. The Medical center of Scotland specializing in transgenders has been contacted, we do not know whether the family will face charges.

Stay tuned for more information on the case.

Phil McCracken

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Baby, Transgender

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