The Exodus of Rob Porter: Sexual Harassment, or “Agent Orange” Cover Up?
The beleaguered Trump administration has been coming under increased pressure of late regarding the behavior of the eponymously named White House staff secretary mentioned in the poorly written title above. While the official story had recently revol...
Read full storyImpeachment Celebrations Set To Start
Forget the Oscar parties. Oscar parties are yesterday. Impeachment celebrations are set to start, with catering companies taking orders from upscale delivery services by Caviar to Subway Sandwiches. While champagne will flow across the country like a...
Read full storyNation Relieved That School Shooting Didn’t Involve A Semi-Automatic Rifle
The American public generated a sigh of relief when a shooter shot and killed 21 students at Jamboree High School, in Oakland, Maryland when it was determined that the shooter did not use a semi-automatic rifle. 32 people were, also, injured in the...
Read full storyTrump; The Media Is All About Me!
Amid President Trump's frustrations with Alec Baldwin relentlessly lampooning him on Saturday Night Live, the American president may have completely lost his marbles. With the entertainment industry poking fun at him every 30 seconds on The Daily Sh...
Read full storyLate Bloomer Decides to Be a Perennial
After over five decades of underachieving, cowering in corners, and, as she put it, “living life to the emptiest,” 52-year-old Lily Tower has decided that now is her time to blossom – and not just once a year, but in perpetuity. Lily explains that...
Read full storyInterview With Xenu
Interviewer: Thank you for consenting to this interview. Xenu: Well, I don’t get a lot of requests, seeing as I’m chained to this mountain and have been for 75 million years or so. Interviewer: Yes, I didn’t want to bring it up unless you did, but apparently you wanted to solve your overpopulation problem and gathered up the excess people, froze them, and put them in a rocket ship that was...
Read full storySenator Graham to be shot out of a cannon over North Korea holding a warning sign
In a bold new venture to tame North Korea and bring it to its senses, Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina has a plan to make that territory pay attention. Mr. Graham is about to be shot out of a cannon clear across North Korea to the other si...
Read full storyRump Dumped All Over My Golf Course Says Former Turdberry Owner
Ayrshire, Scotland (Hole-In-One/Ass Mess) - The woman who sold Turdberry Golf Course to Donald T Rump has complained to Scotland’s Crap Sports Authority about curling stone-sized deposits festooning the putting green. The move comes after dozens o...
Read full storyAlien UFO spotted landing near Antarctica is flown by penguins!
UK Earthling Alien spotters, let out of local Loony Bins, swear they have spotted a UFO that landed on the Southern Atlantic island called, South Georgia. They spotted the strange shape on Google Earth and straightaway, President Trump told UK PM Ma...
Read full storyTom Paine, Parodist, Should Have Written for Spoof
It was 1776, the American Revolution was not going well for the colonies, and General Washington needed something to keep up the morale of his unpaid and restless troops. He called on Tom Paine to write something akin to Patrick Henry's "Liberty or Death" speech. But Paine had writer's block and couldn't think of a catchy sentence for the first line in his proposed pamphlet supporting the Revol...
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