UK Earthling Alien spotters, let out of local Loony Bins, swear they have spotted a UFO that landed on the Southern Atlantic island called, South Georgia. They spotted the strange shape on Google Earth and straightaway, President Trump told UK PM May, it was a load of fake news and she should concentrate on a "Hard Brexit!" She agreed of course!
20 people live on the remote island, generally classified as nature NUTTERS, didn't even bother to inspect the strange UFO stuck on top of Mount Paget. So Alien Spotters zooming in on Google Earth have told the rest of the world that strange tracks were seen leaving the UFO and they were certainly alien.
Jaggedone decided to send his star Alien CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Jack Cuckoos-Nest over to alien-spotting HQ and here is his report:
"Well people, this is certainly an UFO, and after studying Google Earth shots, it seems as though the damn thing was flown by penguins! Our loony friends here at Alien-Spotting HQ are convinced they are a rare fish-eating species who landed on earth after flying "Loon-er Orbits", then realised that the "Dark side of the moon" was a Floydian desert without water, so they landed on South Georgia! The strange tracks are left by alien penguins going for a quick dip to hunt for fish!"
So there you have it! No Green Men, no Alien monsters, just a 'Flock of hungry, alien Penguins' followed by a scavenging "Flock of Seagulls" with strange haircuts!
In addition; Argentina have claimed all rights to the UFO, the penguins, and their fish! So, Brit PM May, is sending a Task Force of elite SAS warriors to beat the shit out of them and claim Rule Brittania rights after losing them during Brexit negotiations!