Mariano Rajoy Allowed No-Confidence Vote After Losing Odds Out of 7 to Pedro Sánchez
Mariano Rajoy has been ousted as prime minister of Spain by the first successful no-confidence motion in the country's four decades of democracy. The vote was led by Socialist party leader Pedro Sánchez, who was sworn in as Spain's new prime minister...
Read full storyMichelle Wolf blasts Roseanne Barr on her show, "The Break"
Roseanne Barr was called "Lady Hitler" by Michelle Wolf on Wolf's new Netflix show, "The Break". Much of this criticism has to do with Barr's online behavior and the so-called “double standard” concerning the horrid comment she made electronically co...
Read full storyPensioner surfaces ‘alive and well’ after being brutally murdered
Residents of a sleepy Bognor street began last week mourning the violent death of a popular retired teacher. Bernard Stoat, 92, was discovered by his wife battered to death on their doorstep at 10.30 on Tuesday morning. The bloodstained weapon – a ha...
Read full storyLittle Girl's Bike Stolen From Outside House
There was trouble with a capital 'T' in Tapon this morning when it was discovered that a bicycle belonging to the daughter of a writer at satirical news website TheSpoof.com had been stolen. Delma Kenwood, 3, daughter of Moys Kenwood, loved that f...
Read full storyTheSpoof.com Annual Awards Ceremony - As It Happened
TheSpoof.com Annual Writers' Awards event held at the prestigious Lancaster Working Men's Club last night, went down like a lead balloon when only three people bothered to turn up - the site's owner, Mark Lowton, his brother Paul, and a gentleman who...
Read full storyDias seis & siete (sorry forgot yesterday, too pissed) Nutters Beach Club refuses to host Kim Jong-Trump meeting!
To avoid constant banging on our doors by cheap black-suited, sun-glassed, North Korean SS people and fake CIA guards (The real CIA, Jaggedone's, Cockroach Infiltration Army, has better things to do!) we have decided to hang a notice on the doors to avoid my 3 millionth hangover getting any worse, and here it is: "The Nutters Beach Club only hosts top-level meetings, that could a void a nuke wa...
Read full storyMan Admits Strange Fetish
A man who should know better, because he is aware of just how cutting and judgmental people can be about such things, has admitted to having a strange fetish - the colored tops of plastic drinking bottles. Moys Kenwood, 54, says he is "oddly attra...
Read full storyTractor's Wheel Fell Off
In the latest of a series of bizarre, unlikely, and, quite frankly, barely-believable occurences in the Battambang commune of Tapon, a wheel has fallen off a tractor, injuring nobody but itself. The tractor, once yellow but now mostly rust-colored...
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