Brit boozer goes on world's longest pub crawl; BURP!
Travel Channel's 'Booze Traveler' has nothing on this lover of anything alcoholic; a Brit Boozer called, Ben Le-Burper (name changed for legal reasons), determined to find the most northern and southern boozing waterholes on the planet, started crawl...
Read full storyTrump Explains How Obama and Crooked Hillary Caused the Stock Market to Go Way Down
Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump gave a brief interview in-between the third and fourth course of a banquet at Mar-A-Lago today. It was honoring Over a Year of Trump and Still No Nuclear War. When he was asked why the stock market went down after...
Read full storyTrump Resents Winter Olympics Cutting Into His Spotlight
Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump ripped into the Winter Olympics at a recent impromptu interview on the 16th hole of the Mar-A-Lago golf course. "This is as bad as the NFL players disrespecting their country and not standing for the national anthem...
Read full storyTrump Overturns Law of Evolution
Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump tweeted at 4:10 a.m. that he was issuing an executive order banning evolution. In an interview later this morning Trump explained his latest deviation. "I don't know if people realize, but this goes against what the...
Read full storyTrump.com™ to issue Pre-Emptive Kremlin Pardons for 13 Indicted Russians Cyber Spies
Following the now accepted Presidential standard of offering Pardons for loyal party hacks who provide diffusion for the fake Russian investigation. The latest batch of lucky Pardonees are out of the starting box early. In fact the Pardons were ann...
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