Goodbye Trump's Mentor
Thanks, Putin. Thanks a whole lot for putting a noodlehead into the White House to ridicule the notion of democracy, while attempting to unite the old Soviet Union, and recreate its status as a superpower. That brand new hypersonic nuclear interc...
Read full storyTrump To Seal Border With Mexico With Additional 150,000 Troops And Actual Canadian Seals.
It's 7am on Saturday. U.S. Army troops have arrived at the border of Mexico in El Paso. I'm in El Paso reporting for The Spoof. We're curious to see what 150,000 troops who cannot technically be deployed for police action will do here. President Trump has arrived to personally deal with the "Sealing" of the border, which we understand will involve using trained Canadian Seals as special detecting...
Read full storyMan Has Opened New Pack Of Chocolate Biscuits
News has just reached The Spoof that a man who believes that chocolate biscuits are the best thing since sliced bread - possibly even before that - has opened a brand new 300gram pack of McVitie's Plain Chocolate Digestive biscuits "in the last few d...
Read full storyCliff Richard New Greatest Hits Album Out
Cliff Richard, the singer who just won't give up and go away, is to release a Greatest Hits of Greatest Hits album early in the new year. Cliff, real name Harry Webb, is now 78, and has, so far, released 124 studio albums since his emergence onto...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Split
Showbiz couple, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, who were only married on Sunday, have already split, and are to divorce early in the New Year, it has been rumored by me, just now. Cyrus, who is a pop star, and Hemsworth, who is an Australian, repo...
Read full storyIlluminati Lost Control of CIA ?!!!
St. Moritz, Switzerland - Please, do not make the "Shock-Face".... The standard, reassuring sympathy in a quiet voice saying - "golly, we never saw this coming" is enough. You know, I know, and WE ALL KNOW that this story could have been written two years ago. Can you remember the day when you saw "The Head of the CIA" (or some other "Top Intel Official") on a women's morning talk show? ... And t...
Read full storySerial Killer Solves Cold Case
Chester, PA. (WTFM) -- Early this morning, while digging a shallow grave intended to be the final resting place for his latest victim, serial killer Derek Flatt uncovered a shallow grave containing a victim of serial killer, Justin Crabwell. Crabwe...
Read full storyI Grew Up Speaking Indiana English, Unknowingly
I grew up in a rural part of the state, way out in the country. We moved there when I was three. At five, I started kindergarten at George WaRshington Elementary school. That capital R is not a typo. The R belongs there, but it really should be a small letter r. I capitalized it for emphasis, because, until not long ago, I always pronounced the last name of the nation's first president as WaRshing...
Read full storyThe Osmonds Christmas Single Out Next Week
The Osmonds, the flamboyant family pop group from the 1970s, who had scores of hits such as 'Crazy Horses' in 1972, are to release their new Christmas single next week, albeit it a little later than traditional festive releases. The band, which is...
Read full storyManchester City: Can They Survive?
Football: it's a rough-and-tumble business these days, with only those teams who are financially stable being able to 'stay the distance', whilst others fall by the wayside. Manchester City have had a certain amount of success in recent years, but, a...
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