Trump Announces Deal with Santa Claus to Facilitate Mexico Payments on Border Wall
Washington - In a last-minute deal to channel funds from Mexico into U.S. Treasury accounts established to fund the border wall between Mexico and the United States, Donald Trump disclosed that Santa Claus had agreed to provide one less Christmas gif...
Read full storySanta's In Trouble; Caught Singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
It's cold INSIDE, too, in many quarters for poor Santa, since some MeToo-ers have declared the song suggestive and deserving of being banned from the airwaves. Many of those who sing it are being relegated to the doghouse. But Santa is defiant, st...
Read full storyFootball Gossip: Klopp vs. Mourinho, Scotland Women, Oh No! MAUREEN SACKED
After his ailing team's 3-1 defeat on Sunday,"manager" of Manchester United, Jose Mourinho revealed the contrast in management style between him and Liverpool's Juergen Klopp . Klopp's philosophy is that a win is credited to his players but in the ca...
Read full storySupreme Court Ready to Overturn Same-Sex Marriage
Charging that same-sex marriage violates God's law, is contrary to the laws of nature, and attacks the moral values on which this country was founded, Roy Moore, now an Alabama county clerk, has refused to issue a marriage license to two elderly wome...
Read full storyBrexit: Second Referendum Scheduled For January
In another complete turnaround in stated aims, Prime Minister, Theresa May, announced that she was now 'in favour' of a second Brexit referendum, and that it will be in January. May, who doesn't seem to know which way to turn, what day of the week...
Read full storyHotel Had Perfectly Good Reason To Reject Homeless People
A hotel in Hull that cancelled the Christmas holiday booking of some of its rooms, after initially agreeing to the booking, claims it had a perfectly good reason to do so. The Royal Hotel in Hull initially accepted a booking by the Hull Homeless a...
Read full storySandi Toksvig Is Paid Only 40% Of What Stephen Fry Got For QI, But Is This Too Much?
Sandi Toksvig, the presenter of intellectual TV game show, QI, after taking over from former host, Stephen Fry, has spoken out to an audience, moaning that she is "only paid 40% of what Stephen was getting." The audience, it must be noted, was at...
Read full storyNashville Man Receives Bad News Over Telephone Line
Last evening, as the shadows were growing longer and the sun was on the verge of giving up hope completely, singer-songwriter Luke Crosby of Nashville, Tennessee, received some extremely bad news over the telephone line: he learned that his baby had...
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