May "Delighted" At Vote Of Confidence
Under-pressure Prime Minister Theresa May heaved a huge sigh of relief and stuck two spindly fingers up to her detractors tonight, when she won the so-called 'no confidence vote' by a landslide, condemning the public to another year of her ugly mug a...
Read full storyGloucestershire Village Has Slowest Broadband: Villagers Mystified by "Internet"
The population of a village in Gloucestershire was concerned and mystified this week when a street in Bamfurlong was named as the slowest for broadband internet, according to an annual survey by uSwitch. The study said that homes on Greenmeadows Park...
Read full storyAre Arms Really Necessary?
'Arms': it's a strange term, isn't it? 'Not those things that hang from your shoulders' 'Not those things that your hands are connected to' 'Things that help us to kill people' All three sentences were written to dissuade you from thinking about 'arms' as being those limbs attached to your body, but even this description - "attached to your body" - doesn't quite destroy the ambiguity comple...
Read full storyMacron's Secret Brexit Plans Exposed: Eurotunnel Demolition, French Navy Mobilised
The Spoof's Brussels correspondent, Plagny Toxique, has received a copy of French President Macron's secret Brexit plans after a UK government warning that Dover and other Channel ports face disruption of up to six months if the UK leaves the EU with...
Read full storyTheresa May Facing Trip To Dole Office
The Chairman of the 1922 Committee, Sir Graham Brady, had a difficult phone call to make this morning, when he had to ring Prime Minister Theresa May, and tell her that he had just received the requisite 48th 'no confidence' letter with regard to her...
Read full storyDark Matter "Needs to Lighten Up" Says Head of CERN
"C'est un travail de merde" said normally mild mannered Monsieur Jacques Trounoir, Head of Operations for the Large Hadron Collider at CERN in conversation with The Spoof's European Editor, Plagny Toxique. "We at CERN proved the existence of Higgs bo...
Read full storyNancy Pelosi: Eyes Like Two Tinkle Holes In A Snow Bank
BILLINGSGATE POST: During the Ice Age the terrain of Mother Earth was forever scarred by vast glaciers that sculpted the surface of the planet that we call our home. The jagged edges; mountains that we now call the Rockies, are archeological remnant...
Read full storyNazis Sponsoring Nordic Walking Exercise Equipment?
A TV advertisement for a 'Nordic Walking' exercise machine involving several supremely fit-looking individuals whose healthy, energetic and confident demeanor resembled that of some sort of 'Master Race', has attracted the attention of a man in Tapon...
Read full storyGambling in Las Vegas or on our knees in the transept. Nuns just wanna have fun!
Two naughty nuns have been spotted gambling in Las Vegas on slot machines and Blackjack tables with money they slipped into their wimples. When asked by their boss, a Papal rep, where in "heaven's name" (get it?) did they get the money from and wh...
Read full storyWorld leaders going incognito with disguise and voice modification in foreign countries
Nervous over developments in the past few days regarding Mr. Trump’s sanctions, world leaders are taking unusual steps to avoid arrest when traveling abroad. Leading the way, Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada has recently traveled to Hong Kong, whe...
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