Man Wakes Up To Find That He Can Recite Pi To A Million Places
There was a surprise in store for a man in Battambang on Sunday morning, when, woken suddenly from his slumbers by a carhorn outside his window, he started to recite the mathematical constant, Pi. Moys Kenwood, 55, was a reasonable Math student at...
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Boris Trump has blasted off on his campaign to be Prime Minister with a 'joke' that The Spoof refused to publish. But Boris has not finished - he is planning the takeover of Britain by Trumpism. No more of the climate change nonsense, just good ol...
Read full storyNorwich Man Charged With Walking Pig Without a Lead
A man has been charged with walking a pig along a busy city street in Norwich - without a lead. His pleas that "this is Norwich, everyone does it, and, anyway, she's my girlfriend," were dismissed by Norwich Constabulary Special Victims' Unit. No...
Read full storyHarried Horticulturist Lacks Time to Stop and Smell Her Own Roses
World-renowned horticulturist Meghan Barlow, pressured on all sides to produce more award-winning zinnias, pentuias, celosia, and other blooms, recently realized that she lacked the time to stop and smell her own roses. "It's a problem," she ackno...
Read full storyMan Cut Finger On Door Latch, And Almost Bled To Death
A teacher in a hurry to urinate was left ruing his decision to stop and lock a toilet door today, after he cut his finger on the metal latch, and almost bled to death. Moys Kenwood, 55, was, aside from two receptionists who were working at the fro...
Read full storyWhere are they now? Comical Ali
We loved him, you loved him, everybody loved him. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf was comedy gold in his role of the outrageous Iraqi Information Minister during the 2003 Iraq invasion. He earned the nicknames Comical Ali and Baghdad Bob for his wild claims and colourful statements, made while Iraq was being invaded and overrun by American and British forces. His smiling demeanour was a delight to beh...
Read full storyVolga Olga to star in Hollywood blockbuster called 'Lethal Pussy 69!'
Insatiable, 85-year-old, super-nymphomaniac, Russian hag, Volga Olga, has had her (wet) dream come true and will play the leading role in a Hollywood blockbuster directed by none other than Quentin Tarantino! Volga Olga came to fame in the fabulou...
Read full storyPonzi Schemes Will Be the Next Big Investment During the Trump Administration
Economists have predicted that once the economy begins to tank due to high tariffs and voodoo trickle-down theories, some of the most popular investments will once more be Ponzi Schemes as investors once again look for a sure thing, with low investm...
Read full storyA Day in the Life of Eric Trump
We were so lucky to be allowed into the rarified world of Eric Trump! This is Gretchen Fox reporting from Eric's quarters in Trump Tower! This is a nice suite of rooms, Eric! "Well, it sure beats the hidden tunnel Daddy used to make me stay in. At first it was cool, but then it got really boring when I couldn't go anywhere else." "Now since Melania came I got a new room and and can leave...
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