Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Scientific Discoveries to Be Approved by Him
Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump appeared at a signing ceremony this morning to implement his new executive order requiring scientists to get approval from him before releasing new scientific discoveries. "I'm only doing this to protect Americans.
Read full storyDonald Trump Now Pecker-less After National Enquirer Publisher Takes Immunity Deal
Donald Trump's Pecker just fell off his wagon. David Pecker, friend and publisher of that bastion of truth, The National Enquirer, just went limp and took immunity. Trump is said to have massaged his relationship with Pecker over the years to help...
Read full storyAustralia elects Smuttsuck as its 30th Prime Minister this year
Australia has changed its Prime Minister because he looked the wrong way at a female staffer. Malcolm Bullshite, Australia's 29th Prime Minister this year, admitted he had looked at Senior PC Advisor Brucette Rogers out of the corner of his eye after...
Read full storyTrump Threatens That If He Goes, He's Taking the Economy With Him
Mar-A-Lago, FL aka The Executive Mansion Sarah Huckster Sanders released a statement from Donald Trump warning that the good economy we are having is only going to continue if Trump is President. If anything happens to him, the whole economy is goin...
Read full storyTo Would or Would Not Part 3
......at the end of Part 2! We need you to bring a French underground hero here, just like you wouldn't do in Casablanka." "Now look you my name wouldn't be Rick and I would never be in Casablanca," said Treetrunk. That evening after doing what he said he would not, Treetrunk, Mike Pinch, were on the fishing boat headed out through heavy fog to pick up an unknown French underground hero.
Read full storyHow A Pardoned Trump Will Stay On As President
The White House. Those usually unreliable but sometimes accurate sources in the West Wing announced today that secret meetings between President Donald Trump and Vice president Mike Pence have cleared the way for Trump to weather the storm of controv...
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