"Impeachment Boat" is DizzyLand's Popular New Ride
Dystopian theme park DizzyLand has added a President Trump inspired Impeachment Boat to their diverse lineup of fun and satirical rides. Now it's the most popular ride at DizzyLand and the top search term in the San Diego area. As this reporter en...
Read full storyWe Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump's Cabinet
"OK, are we all here?" demanded the President Select as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. "Yes, Mr. President, all are present." answered Kellyanne Conway for everyone. "Good, good!" mumbled Trump as he busily...
Read full storyBurgers to be banned on UK buses!
Smokers, alcoholics and people who don't pay their fares on UK buses are banned. Profane language and fighting on buses is banned too along with Grannies forcing young smartphone addicts to give up their seats! However, it seems that UK bus compan...
Read full story2017 ACM Awards Best Dressed
The 2017 American Music Awards red carpet was exquisitely Psychedelic. The award show gave us such an iconic fashion moment- think Desperate Woman. For the most unusual telecast, the look for Desperate Woman ran the gamut-from pop glam, to roc...
Read full storyCountry Singer Toby Keith Hopes Not to Incite Arabians to Riot
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia Donald Trump is taking one of the only acts that would play at his Inauguration, Country-alt singer Toby Keith, to play to an all-men's concert. "We're not sure if we could pick a more inadequate act to play to this hyped up m...
Read full storyFBI Raid Trump Tower to Find Ten Illegal Aliens Shredding Documents
New York, NY Hoping to take advantage while the Trump family vacationed on the nation's dime, the FBI raided Trump Tower to find the only member of the Trump family not on vacation, Barron Trump, using a cattle prod to force illegal immigrants to use...
Read full storyTrump's Plan to Wear Out Press is Working
Washington, DC Donald Trump's strategy to wear out the press with story after story appears to be working. "It used to be that you couldn't be away from the Trump News Cycle for more than a day. And that was just during his campaign. After that, y...
Read full storyHe's done you can stick a fork in him at 2-1 odds reason for Trump foreign tour
Odds-makers across the continents now have Mr. Trump out of the office by the end of the year at 2-1. According to a White House insider Mr. Trump was impatient to get away on his trip to more hospitable company abroad, to talk international relat...
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