Smokers, alcoholics and people who don't pay their fares on UK buses are banned. Profane language and fighting on buses is banned too along with Grannies forcing young smartphone addicts to give up their seats!
However, it seems that UK bus companies are taking their banning campaign to new limits by banning burgers on buses!
A UK bus spokesman told Jaggedone's undercover, veggie, CIA reporter (Cockroach Infiltration Army), Archie McDonald-Buggerking, the reasons why and here they are:
"Sir as you know we are in the middle of a plague of obese fatties and they are taking up too many seats meaning skinnies are being squeezed off the buses and jumping on their bikes, and we can't tolerate this! Also, burger eating on buses, and the garbage they leave behind is intolerable, especially for healthy vegans and veggies, plus the stink is unbearable!"
Question from Archie McDonald-Buggerking, "but sir, there is no real meat in burgers so why are vegans and veggies getting up tight?"
"That's a different matter! All we know is we need bums on seats not burgers, and those who love their burgers can jump on a train instead!"
2nd question from Archie, "but sir, the trains are overcrowded, filled to the brim, obese people cannot stand, their bums get in the way and they fart non-stop, so where should the burger munching people go?"
Answer from "On the Buses," Hitler-mustache wearing bus rep, "Ask Hitler!"
